This is honestly the best Onion article I’ve read in a long time.
If I were to have an online dating profile my dislikes would read: putting on fitted sheets, the sound fitted sheets make when they slide off the corner of my bed, folding fitted sheets. I want to light my fitted sheet on fire.
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Oh geez, you know that one corner of your bed that...up against two walls? I swear, if...
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