- My phone has been working so poorly that I’ve gotten mad enough to karate chop it
- I got all excited about the possibility of doing a research paper on something that interested me, and then found out that topic was taken
- I have to do a research paper on magnetic levitation
- My roommate almost burned down our apartment and now it smells like ass
- The mail room said that my daily planner came in the mail & then they couldn’t find it
- I CAN’T FUNCTION WITHOUT A DAILY PLANNER
In conclusion, I’m going to set myself on fire.
