December 2011
37 posts
Dec 31st
All I want is to go downstairs in my PJ’s for a Gatorade and a slice of cold pizza, but I can’t. I can’t because two German Jehovah’s Witnesses came to our door at 9:30 and my dad invited them in.  WHO DOES THAT. I CAN’T EVEN NURSE MY HANGOVER RIGHT NOW. 
Dec 29th
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Dec 26th
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classydanger asked: Your facebook status made me laugh so hard while I locked myself in the bathroom hiding from my brother and his girlfriend and polite conversation and saw it on my phone. So thanks for that. Merry Christmas
Dec 26th
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
Dec 21st
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GPOY when it snowed for the first time this winter the other day (I LIVE IN CHICAGO BRING ON ALL THE SNOW MORE SNOW GIMME SNOW).
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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As a pour myself some more bourbon ...
My dad: Are you gonna drink yourself to sleep?
Me: No, to death.
Dec 20th
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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eraep asked: MORE CRAIG DAVID LESS EVERYTHING ELSE
Dec 15th
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WatchWatch
I’ve been in a weird funk lately and I’m not saying that watching this cured everything, but it made me feel like I’m not losing my mind. Also I know this is old but suck an egg call the cops.
Dec 14th
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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attractive person: hi
me: who put you up to this
Dec 10th
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Hey remember when Roseanne made me cry harder than...
I do. It was just now.
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Weird Times I've Cried in the Past 3 Days
Just now, while watching an episode of Food Wars (?????????) In an Express store Alone in a booth at a breakfast restaurant while eating a bagel After going on a run for the first time in 5 months
Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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“It was the time of year, the time of day, for a small insistent sadness to pass...”
– White Noise, Don Delillo (via clairefoley)
Dec 6th
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Dear males,  I don’t understand why me sitting in my bed breaking out in hives for no reason while eating melted cheese is not a turn on. Like …?? What?  - Carrie
Dec 6th
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ListenDestiny’s Child - 8 Days of Christmas While...
Dec 6th
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WatchWatch
My dad was on SNL on Saturday …???
Dec 6th
Listenlieslieslies: The Flirtations, Christmas Time Is...
Dec 6th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 1st
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