January 2011
41 posts
Today has been great
There’s a snowstorm outside. And by snowstorm I mean I am being pelted with Dippin’ Dots
I forgot that on Saturday night I gave myself a temporary tattoo tramp stamp. So it’s still there. So people have seen it.
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Someone poured queso cheese all over the ground outside my dorm.
Today,
thisjelly:
the TA for my math class wore a ‘do-rag. He is Asian (and kind of aggressive).
eraep:
gifparty:
Nothing will ever top this one. Ever.
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what in the what what?
Drink And My Two Step by Cassidy is the second most played song in my iTunes, even though I don’t think I’ve listened to the song for two years.
My freshman year of college was a weird time.
I don’t really believe in a higher power but there is something intensely satisfying about screaming “FUCK YOU GOD!” in front of people on the sidewalk because you’re walking in the freezing rain and you somehow manage to snag your neck fat in your coat zipper.
current state of affairs
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No one nose should have all that snot
I’ve been blowing my nose every 4 minutes for the past 9 hours. I have to write an essay, study for a test, and read 30 pages of some dense ass book - all for tomorrow.
My life. I can’t even right now.
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I really don’t appreciate drunk me getting undressed and putting my dirty clothes back in my dresser, in all the wrong drawers.
Tonight I:
listened to some dude sing Alien Ant Farm karaoke
ate a cupcake in my bed
So OBVIOUSLY it went well.
Highest resolution image ever taken of a nebula.... →
itsnotovertonight:
This is how you fight a nasty cold
sleep 12 hours
skip your morning class
consume an entire bag of cough drops
drink four bottles of orange juice
take 3 DayQuil
Take a Mucinex because WHY THE FUCK NOT
This is how you don’t fight a nasty cold:
drink a lot of alcohol
But:
I am going to do it
somuchsass:
Keri Hilson - Pretty Girl Rock
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Watchmaaaaatthew:
interweber:
R. Kelly sings ‘Happy Birthday’ to himself and it’s okay because he’s R. Kelly.
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS PERFECT.
This sounds like something I would be singing to myself in the darkness of my room while not wearing pants and stuffing my face with Cheeze-Its. But when R. Kelly does it? So. Smooth.
I hope people understand how embarrassing it is to be buying books, realize you don’t have your wallet, and then audibly say “JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL” in front of the really hot cashier who is also in one of your classes.
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark...”
– Groucho Marx (via bringtheruckuss)
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whydoihaveablog:
I think in 2k11 we should fuck feelings and emotions and instead take action and be bitch bosses.
This is the smartest thing I have ever written.
Needed this today.
“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman (via liquidnight)
this has been blogged to death and will probably be deemed Corny, which i guess it is, but be open to it because i mean it. love you, tumblr. happy new year!
(via scout)
Watchcaseydonahue:
I want everybody to live 2011 like this clip from Eastbound And Down.
