December 2010
71 posts
lieslieslies:
All Makes Parts & Collision,...
That awkward moment when your parents tell you...
thatfontainewoman:
LIFE = RUINED
Wishful Drinking
privatesnafu:
“If my life wasn’t funny, it would just be true and that’s just unacceptable.”
Carrie Fisher is a bad ass bitch.
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Reblog if you're Christmas drunk
eraep:
…..this is what I would say if I had >4 followers
I had more beer yesterday, but less food today … so, yeah, I’m tipsy drinking beer and nibbling on Christmas cookies and watching The Wire.
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Is looking nice on Christmas a thing?
Is it inappropriate that I’m wearing jeans and a blue tie dye t-shirt?
Keep in mind that I haven’t washed my hair in like two days so I look bald.
It is Christmas and I do what I want.
the eleventh gif in your gif folder is the...
therealmerylstreep:
privatesnafu:
thedgadventures:
Fitting, I guess.
There goes my self esteem.
my vajeen is a black hole.
ugh that was way harsh Lil Wayne
MERRY EFFING CHRISTMAS
My mom really pulled through this year. She followed up on my pro tip that the complete box set of The Wire was half off at Best Buy and I unwrapped it this morning and nearly seized.
I also got books and shit but the most important thing about this Christmas is that last night was not bat shit crazy. We have people over for Christmas Eve every year but last night included most of the sane...
In the pamphlet they gave me during the church...
morninggloria:
mykicks:
How would Jesus exercise?
Cross training. Duh.
HAHAHA TOO FUCKING GOOD
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Watchdelbertshoopman:
WOW.
YOUR LIFE IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS KID
TAKE FIFTEEN MINUTES AND WATCH AND FEEL EMOTIONS (via: suburbanmike)
legitimately sobbing
SPARKLE NEELY SPARKLE!!!: this is my christmas... →
sparkleneelysparkle:
so Elizabeth just posted this on her blog about MK and i feel compelled to share with you my favorite story about MK of all time. i have told many people this story in person and i have no qualms telling it here. if you’ve heard it, i am sorry. its somewhat better in person and if my flip…
Thanks to Patty Stanger, I can correctly use words like shiksa. I don’t know where I would be in life if I never knew what a shiksa was.
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“I like candy and cookies and surprises.”
– my niece
Me too, lil’ girl. Me too.
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One minute my parents are complaining about their lack of money, and the next minute they’re buying a buffet server.
Why.
Last night I came home from playing Cranium at a friend’s house with some schmucks. I looked into the hamster cage and thought I saw MAGGOTS. WHAT.
No. Turns out, they were TINY HAMSTER BABIES.
AHHHHHH. These hamsters aren’t even MINE. I’m just taking care of them for the month and now I have to take care of 3-5 more?!? DAMNIT. They’re going to be adorable, but I have...
Coastin’ - Zion I ft. K. Flay
I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT
This all day y’all, all day.
Had cramps like a MOTHERFUCKER. Took 2 Vicodin in order to get over that. Had a friend fucking SPAZ like ruhtard at a bar so we had to leave at 10 pm. Okay life.
At the gym I actually told this dude to “take it easy” because he was bro-ing out aka shouting while pumping iron
I can’t concentrate with that shit! I’m tryin’ to work on my fitness!
I drank a beer in the shower. As always, it was delightful.
I’m watching a movie called B-Girl about a chick who was was stabbed by her boyfriend Hector and tries to get her...
No bites of my food.: It's in my jeans. →
lacrossesticks:
My grandma called 9-1-1 the other night and asked them what the time and day was. My mom is her financial caretaker, so she got a call from the Orange Police being like, “Errr… You gonna come take care of this? Or what?”
My mom called my grandma and she said, “Oh!! Honey, I thought I was calling…
This is going to be me when I’m old. I’m already on my way,...
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My brain fucking hurts. I’m watching this show, waiting for my best friend to get home. I’m having a shitty fucking day and there are certain things I really don’t want to deal with and certain people that I really don’t want to see.
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Today, in 5 bullet points or less
Became the second best player of Snake among my friends
I am now going to a Fox and Hound aka my first time going to a bar not in a college town aka a bar filled either with old people or people that I went to high school with
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“Lately, I’ve become accustomed to the way
The ground opens up and...”
– Amiri Baraka
I’ve spent this entire day researching Big Daddy Kane and Amiri Baraka aka IT WAS A GREAT DAY
This is why Wikileaks is important. →
queen-of-everything:
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dominickbrady:
Yeah. This is the same thing that Cynthia McKinney was trying to get on the record before Congress some years ago in 2006. She actually brings up Dyncorp and the child sex slavery specifically. Remember when they said she was “crazy?” Over and over again they said she was crazy. Remember how they...
