January 2012
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i'm going to write a book on the intrinsic...
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kermitthefrrog:
So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her.
I sent her this gif on accident.
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Why I Need a Therapist
Me: I’m really sad I hate winter boys are stupid I’m so stressed and my life is hard and everything is the worst and now I’m gonna listen to Bon Iver on repeat.
Me, to myself:
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Just found bourbon I hid from myself when I moved...
I hid it so that when I was super broke I would still have a stash.
I’m a queen.
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eraep replied to your photo: ERIK VON DETTEN?!?! YOU’RE KILLING ME SVU
In my 402 class we had to name our discussion group. Say hello to a member of “Team Pup n’ Suds”
TEAM X-BLADZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me at every family event
eraep:
GPOY
As exemplified by my last three posts u_u
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TODAY FUCKING BLOWS BECAUSE:
My phone has been working so poorly that I’ve gotten mad enough to karate chop it
I got all excited about the possibility of doing a research paper on something that interested me, and then found out that topic was taken
I have to do a research paper on magnetic levitation
My roommate almost burned down our apartment and now it smells like ass
The mail room said that my daily planner...
waitthoughreally replied to your photo: “Do you like girls? Or boys? Or both?” The exact…
which episode is this??
Season 4, Episode 6. It was too reallllll.
tabitha asked: what is that soup you made!? i want to make that soup. i want the soup. give me the soup.
Police Officer: Anything you say can and will be held against you
Me: Ryan Gosling.
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gpoy on NYE
December 2011
37 posts
All I want is to go downstairs in my PJ’s for a Gatorade and a slice of cold pizza, but I can’t. I can’t because two German Jehovah’s Witnesses came to our door at 9:30 and my dad invited them in.
WHO DOES THAT. I CAN’T EVEN NURSE MY HANGOVER RIGHT NOW.
classydanger asked: Your facebook status made me laugh so hard while I locked myself in the bathroom hiding from my brother and his girlfriend and polite conversation and saw it on my phone. So thanks for that. Merry Christmas
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GPOY when it snowed for the first time this winter the other day (I LIVE IN CHICAGO BRING ON ALL THE SNOW MORE SNOW GIMME SNOW).
Watchnedhepburn:
Drunk History Christmas: with Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes.
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As a pour myself some more bourbon ...
My dad: Are you gonna drink yourself to sleep?
Me: No, to death.
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eraep asked: MORE CRAIG DAVID LESS EVERYTHING ELSE
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WatchI’ve been in a weird funk lately and I’m not saying that watching this cured everything, but it made me feel like I’m not losing my mind. Also I know this is old but suck an egg call the cops.
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